<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7654304276650303362</id><updated>2012-02-01T15:38:20.559-08:00</updated><category term='Key Fob Verses'/><category term='nothing changes unless someone moves'/><category term='We Dance Alone'/><category term='chessman'/><category term='strategy'/><category term='key fob'/><category term='Christmas presents'/><category term='key chain'/><category term='hell'/><category term='economic instability'/><category term='bum'/><category term='The Unpronouncable Name'/><category term='The Guild Of Light'/><category term='spring'/><category term='emo'/><category term='baldness'/><category term='pocketbooks'/><category term='oak'/><category term='Pencognito'/><category term='Jesus'/><category term='strategy game'/><category term='The Earth&apos;s Eye Stares Unblinkingly'/><category term='broken'/><category term='blind man'/><category term='sites'/><category term='sonnet'/><category term='heed us'/><category term='rich'/><category term='demons'/><category term='Christmas'/><category term='economy'/><category term='canoe'/><category term='1906'/><category term='shoe'/><category term='game'/><category term='poison'/><category term='Rani Cadthenate'/><category term='drains'/><category term='The Chessmen'/><category term='whimsical'/><category term='English class'/><category term='Blood-Red Sun'/><category term='ice'/><category term='cold'/><category term='what&apos;s old is new'/><category term='fire'/><category term='short story'/><category term='holidays'/><category term='seasons'/><category term='collie'/><category term='disease'/><category term='release'/><category term='chess'/><category term='love'/><category term='tree'/><category term='journalism'/><category term='burden'/><category term='car key'/><category term='poor'/><category term='return'/><category term='poem'/><category term='suicidal'/><category term='Burden And Release'/><category term='prose'/><category term='Bing Crosby'/><category term='Sketch Reed'/><category term='zine'/><category term='shattered'/><category term='winter'/><category term='Santa'/><category term='stickers'/><category term='lick'/><category term='minja'/><category term='tyranny'/><category term='zoo'/><category term='presents'/><category term='murder'/><category term='New Years'/><category term='the reason for the season'/><category term='Mrs. Wright'/><category term='friends'/><category term='Dancing Alone Together'/><category term='hatred'/><category term='The Shattered Children'/><category term='2010'/><category term='Glowing White Lightbulbs'/><category term='happy'/><category term='sticker update'/><category term='Reminder'/><category term='1'/><category term='Bob'/><category term='poetry'/><category term='hiatus'/><category term='Beck'/><category term='root beer'/><category term='Death'/><category term='An Interview With Death'/><category term='classic'/><category term='master'/><title type='text'>The Sketch Reed Archive</title><subtitle type='html'>A blog containing poetry, short stories, and nonfiction works that don't fit into my other blogs. Please enjoy.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Sketch Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13856916104168959491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iAVNSZ4bS0I/TynLoxRwq2I/AAAAAAAAAKU/OzDAIS2DYhk/s220/Sketch1.png'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>13</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7654304276650303362.post-8168144581373185771</id><published>2010-05-27T14:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-27T14:12:34.558-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='strategy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='master'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='strategy game'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sketch Reed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chess'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chessman'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Chessmen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poetry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='game'/><title type='text'>The Chessman</title><content type='html'>Dear readers;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once again, we are featuring poetry here on the Archives; specifically, this week we have a poem I wrote while witnessing a chess game between two masters. I hope you enjoy it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;THE CHESSMEN&lt;br /&gt;(C) 2010 Sketch Reed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They sit and stare&lt;br /&gt;With diligent eyes&lt;br /&gt;Open, aware&lt;br /&gt;As they surmise&lt;br /&gt;The opponent's moves&lt;br /&gt;With nerves of steel&lt;br /&gt;They only think&lt;br /&gt;And never feel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The hand hovers o'er&lt;br /&gt;The plastic men&lt;br /&gt;It grabs it, moves it&lt;br /&gt;Hopes to win&lt;br /&gt;This game, this war&lt;br /&gt;This battle of wits,&lt;br /&gt;This is what happens&lt;br /&gt;When the chessmen sit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Thanks for visiting, dear readers. Come back soon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--SKETCH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7654304276650303362-8168144581373185771?l=sxrarchives.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/feeds/8168144581373185771/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2010/05/chessman.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/8168144581373185771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/8168144581373185771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2010/05/chessman.html' title='The Chessman'/><author><name>Sketch Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13856916104168959491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iAVNSZ4bS0I/TynLoxRwq2I/AAAAAAAAAKU/OzDAIS2DYhk/s220/Sketch1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7654304276650303362.post-219352781759175281</id><published>2010-05-19T14:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-19T14:57:26.927-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rich'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pocketbooks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='economic instability'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nothing changes unless someone moves'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sketch Reed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baldness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reminder'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poetry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='economy'/><title type='text'>Reminder</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;  Dear readers;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As the gap between the rich and poor increases, the country collapses economically and our pocketbooks all shrink to the point of implosion, I felt the need to express my views about it. This poem is the result. Enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reminder&lt;br /&gt;(C) 2010&lt;br /&gt;By Sketch Reed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They have said, through the ages&lt;br /&gt;"Yes, my son, nothing changes&lt;br /&gt;Unless something moves."&lt;br /&gt;But what can I do?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm just a poor man,&lt;br /&gt;Living on the street&lt;br /&gt;In the winter I freeze,&lt;br /&gt;In June I burn from heat.&lt;br /&gt;My house is a box,&lt;br /&gt;and my faucet is the sewer.&lt;br /&gt;So what am I to do?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are the rich man,&lt;br /&gt;In your cozy home.&lt;br /&gt;Your children all hate you&lt;br /&gt;And your hair won't grow.&lt;br /&gt;You have all the money,&lt;br /&gt;But you "need" it all for you.&lt;br /&gt;So what am I to you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nothing changes&lt;br /&gt;Unless someone moves.&lt;br /&gt;You splurge at driving ranges,&lt;br /&gt;But I can't afford shoes.&lt;br /&gt;You feast at the cafe,&lt;br /&gt;I scrounge in garbage bins&lt;br /&gt;You save up for vacation&lt;br /&gt;I wonder when this ends.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But someday, my friend, you and I&lt;br /&gt;Will be equal once again,&lt;br /&gt;In the graveyard, we will meet;&lt;br /&gt;We all will die, my friend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nothing changes&lt;br /&gt;Unless someone moves.&lt;br /&gt;So when will you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Thanks for reading...I shall see you again soon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kudos.&lt;br /&gt;--SKETCH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7654304276650303362-219352781759175281?l=sxrarchives.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/feeds/219352781759175281/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2010/05/reminder.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/219352781759175281'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/219352781759175281'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2010/05/reminder.html' title='Reminder'/><author><name>Sketch Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13856916104168959491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iAVNSZ4bS0I/TynLoxRwq2I/AAAAAAAAAKU/OzDAIS2DYhk/s220/Sketch1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7654304276650303362.post-1450692256852590812</id><published>2010-05-12T17:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-12T18:16:42.267-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disease'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='2010'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='broken'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hatred'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='suicidal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='emo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poetry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Shattered Children'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sketch Reed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='heed us'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shattered'/><title type='text'>The Shattered Children</title><content type='html'>It's Wednesday again, dear readers, and it's time for me to pen another entry to the book of the Archives. Today's offering was written in honor of a few dear friends of mine...friends who have considered suicide, but who thankfully changed their minds. I give it to you now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;The Shattered Children&lt;br /&gt;(C) 2010&lt;br /&gt;By Sketch Reed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are the children of the shattered silver screen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alone we sit, surrounded by sustenance&lt;br /&gt;But our spirits sink in sin and hate&lt;br /&gt;Material goods leave nothing to be desired.&lt;br /&gt;We have everything...and yet...&lt;br /&gt;And yet&lt;br /&gt;We have nothing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are the children of the shattered silver screen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We live in the trailers,&lt;br /&gt;The mansions, the streets&lt;br /&gt;The apartments, the houses&lt;br /&gt;Wherever you are, we are there&lt;br /&gt;Crying for you to help us.&lt;br /&gt;We want nothing, but we want it all.&lt;br /&gt;We have everything...and yet&lt;br /&gt;And yet&lt;br /&gt;We have nothing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are the shattered children of the silver screen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Suicide comes to us&lt;br /&gt;It knocks on the door, making not a sound&lt;br /&gt;With tantalizing lures of peace and release&lt;br /&gt;And oh, how we want to let it in.&lt;br /&gt;But we cannot&lt;br /&gt;We struggle on, through the times&lt;br /&gt;We are everything...and yet&lt;br /&gt;And yet&lt;br /&gt;We are nothing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Help us.&lt;br /&gt;We are your future.&lt;br /&gt;One day you will die&lt;br /&gt;And we will live on&lt;br /&gt;Struggling to live with the pain you put us through.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The pain that you brought&lt;br /&gt;With your self-righteous sense of security&lt;br /&gt;With your veiled hatred of what we are&lt;br /&gt;With your telling us to "Be a man!"&lt;br /&gt;With your desire for us to hide our emotions and follow your orders&lt;br /&gt;Without questioning or understanding the reasons why.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Look back now.&lt;br /&gt;Look at all we could have become.&lt;br /&gt;We could have prevented war&lt;br /&gt;But you taught us hatred.&lt;br /&gt;We could have saved the earth&lt;br /&gt;But you showed us a world not worth saving.&lt;br /&gt;We could have cured this disease&lt;br /&gt;But you insisted on passing it on to us.&lt;br /&gt;And now we are infected.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are the shattered children.&lt;br /&gt;And we are calling you to change.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Heed us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Tune in next week, dear readers...and thank you for reading. I will see you again soon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--SKETCH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7654304276650303362-1450692256852590812?l=sxrarchives.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/feeds/1450692256852590812/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2010/05/shattered-children.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/1450692256852590812'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/1450692256852590812'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2010/05/shattered-children.html' title='The Shattered Children'/><author><name>Sketch Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13856916104168959491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iAVNSZ4bS0I/TynLoxRwq2I/AAAAAAAAAKU/OzDAIS2DYhk/s220/Sketch1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7654304276650303362.post-3758663207055046722</id><published>2010-05-08T21:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-08T21:50:40.981-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sites'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hiatus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pencognito'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Earth&apos;s Eye Stares Unblinkingly'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='what&apos;s old is new'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='return'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sketch Reed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='zine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poetry'/><title type='text'>Sketch Is Back!  "The Earth's Eye Stares Unblinkingly" A Poem</title><content type='html'>Well, I'm back online, friends...and I've got so many new writings to share with you. Let's start with a new poem, shall we? Actually, it's technically not new--it was originally written about two years ago, when it was self-published in a small zine I created. But, as they say, "What's old is new!" And this is new--so enjoy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;The Earth's Eye Stares Unblinkingly&lt;br /&gt;By Sketch Reed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The earth's eye stares unblinkingly,&lt;br /&gt;As mankind unthinkingly&lt;br /&gt;Destroys what little wonders they create;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And yet the eye of Mother Earth&lt;br /&gt;Has not blinked once since mankind's birth&lt;br /&gt;Watching as we make her desolate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But none have ever stopped to sense&lt;br /&gt;Our soul's own barren emptiness,&lt;br /&gt;And realize how petty are our cares;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For God and gold, for food and land,&lt;br /&gt;We wreck the earth with our own hand&lt;br /&gt;Yet evermore her wounded eye still stares.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Thanks to all of you who visited during my hiatus, and to all of you who have supported me. There's new stuff from me elsewhere too--check out the following sites.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://sxrportal.webs.com -- One-click access to all of my sites throughout the web.&lt;br /&gt;http://yourdailyflame.blogspot.com -- Fractal flames, updated daily. Check it out!&lt;br /&gt;http://sxrgames.blogspot.com -- A new blog from me, called the Game Master Blog. We'll be discussing board, card and role-playing games of all kinds, as well as reviewing game materials.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;See you there!&lt;br /&gt;--SKETCH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7654304276650303362-3758663207055046722?l=sxrarchives.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/feeds/3758663207055046722/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2010/05/sketch-is-back-earths-eye-stares.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/3758663207055046722'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/3758663207055046722'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2010/05/sketch-is-back-earths-eye-stares.html' title='Sketch Is Back!  &quot;The Earth&apos;s Eye Stares Unblinkingly&quot; A Poem'/><author><name>Sketch Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13856916104168959491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iAVNSZ4bS0I/TynLoxRwq2I/AAAAAAAAAKU/OzDAIS2DYhk/s220/Sketch1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7654304276650303362.post-545804411101861831</id><published>2009-12-08T18:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-08T18:22:32.166-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Santa'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='presents'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bing Crosby'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jesus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sketch Reed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New Years'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holidays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Glowing White Lightbulbs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stickers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the reason for the season'/><title type='text'>Glowing White Lightbulbs</title><content type='html'>It's Christmas time again, dear reader, and here's a poem to celebrate the season. Enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Glowing White Lightbulbs&lt;br /&gt;(C) 2009 Sketch Reed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The glowing white lightbulbs flicker in the night,&lt;br /&gt;As darkness and coldness envelop the town.&lt;br /&gt;The white falling snowflakes, they dance in the light&lt;br /&gt;From all of the strings of white lightbulbs around.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In bright-lit store windows lay jewelry and toys,&lt;br /&gt;And signs on those windows announce, "Christmas Sale!"&lt;br /&gt;The shiny new playthings enthrall girls and boys,&lt;br /&gt;Who, grabbing their pencils, write Santa some mail.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The sounds of the season are hard to ignore,&lt;br /&gt;From Crosby to Mannhem the radio sings&lt;br /&gt;All the songs of the reindeer and Santa and more&lt;br /&gt;Of the fun kind of music that Christmastime brings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But the glowing white lights will be soon put away&lt;br /&gt;And the New Year ball drops, thus ending the season,&lt;br /&gt;But we still praise God for His great gift that day,&lt;br /&gt;For Jesus, his son...who still is the reason.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Happy holidays, everyone. Don't forget; if you send me a self-addressed, stamped envelope by New Years Day, I will give you a Christmas present of 3 hand-drawn stickers. Send it to:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Sketch Reed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;SXR Headquarters&lt;br /&gt;190 Northridge Drive&lt;br /&gt;Gerald, MO 63037&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Happy holidays, everyone.&lt;br /&gt;--SKETCH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7654304276650303362-545804411101861831?l=sxrarchives.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/feeds/545804411101861831/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2009/12/glowing-white-lightbulbs.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/545804411101861831'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/545804411101861831'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2009/12/glowing-white-lightbulbs.html' title='Glowing White Lightbulbs'/><author><name>Sketch Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13856916104168959491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iAVNSZ4bS0I/TynLoxRwq2I/AAAAAAAAAKU/OzDAIS2DYhk/s220/Sketch1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7654304276650303362.post-3465283015438894242</id><published>2009-12-02T20:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-02T20:26:51.791-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='prose'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sticker update'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sketch Reed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Guild Of Light'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tyranny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stickers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poetry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas presents'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Blood-Red Sun'/><title type='text'>Blood-Red Sun (A Prose Poem)</title><content type='html'>Here's your (one day late) weekly dose of Sketch Reed writings. This week, I give you a prose poem entitled Blood Red Sun. Enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Blood-Red Sun&lt;br /&gt;(C) 2009 SKETCH REED&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The blackness of the darkest night&lt;br /&gt;Anarchy will set free;&lt;br /&gt;Fear and longing for the light&lt;br /&gt;Gives rise to tyranny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Concealing hate for humankind,&lt;br /&gt;His era hath begun.&lt;br /&gt;Controlling fate and warping minds,&lt;br /&gt;The dark, the Blood-Red Sun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Blood-Red Sun! The deathly one&lt;br /&gt;Of doom, despair and might;&lt;br /&gt;The end is near, his kingdom fears&lt;br /&gt;His dark unholy light!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Throughout the years, rebellions fall&lt;br /&gt;Dissenting voices killed;&lt;br /&gt;The Blood-Red Sun, he conquers all&lt;br /&gt;His breath can rouse the still.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But in a secret safe haven&lt;br /&gt;The Guild of Light shall be&lt;br /&gt;Born with earth, fire, water, wind&lt;br /&gt;To plot the death of he.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Blood-Red Sun! The mighty one;&lt;br /&gt;The King of death and gloom!&lt;br /&gt;He cannot be allowed to see&lt;br /&gt;His downfall and his doom!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Guild of Light will plot to fight&lt;br /&gt;From far and wide they come.&lt;br /&gt;Underneath a shining light&lt;br /&gt;They shall await The One.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For forty times a thousand years&lt;br /&gt;They waited for this day&lt;br /&gt;Vengeance is nigh! All of their fears&lt;br /&gt;Will soon be washed away!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Blood-Red Sun! His reign is done&lt;br /&gt;His rule shall be no more!&lt;br /&gt;They chant aloud and through the clouds&lt;br /&gt;The light shines down once more!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now the land is free again,&lt;br /&gt;The Blood-Red Sun is gone!&lt;br /&gt;These tales are told of days of old&lt;br /&gt;The legend will live on!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--o0o--&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Now then...time for an update on your Christmas presents.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have decided to give everyone who sends me a self-addressed, stamped envelope a Christmas present of 3 hand-drawn stickers. Sound good? Then send me your SASE to:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sketch Reed&lt;br /&gt;SXR Headquarters&lt;br /&gt;190 Northridge Drive&lt;br /&gt;Gerald, MO 63037&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And happy holidays.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--SKETCH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7654304276650303362-3465283015438894242?l=sxrarchives.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/feeds/3465283015438894242/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2009/12/blood-red-sun-prose-poem.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/3465283015438894242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/3465283015438894242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2009/12/blood-red-sun-prose-poem.html' title='Blood-Red Sun (A Prose Poem)'/><author><name>Sketch Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13856916104168959491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iAVNSZ4bS0I/TynLoxRwq2I/AAAAAAAAAKU/OzDAIS2DYhk/s220/Sketch1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7654304276650303362.post-2064739374186286833</id><published>2009-11-23T10:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-23T10:24:38.154-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dancing Alone Together'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Beck'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sticker update'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mrs. Wright'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='We Dance Alone'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sketch Reed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sonnet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='1'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stickers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='English class'/><title type='text'>Sonnet I (Dancing Alone Together)</title><content type='html'>Hello again, dear reader. Because I posted a day late last week, I have decided to post a new entry a day &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;early&lt;/span&gt; this week. For this week's post, I have decided to try something new; a sonnet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For my English class, my teacher asked me to write a sonnet (if you don't know what that is, &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonnet"&gt;click here&lt;/a&gt;) involving love for another person. And so I did; taking inspiration from Beck's song &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;We Dance Alone.&lt;/span&gt; Enjoy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;--o0o--&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Sonnet I (Dancing Alone Together)&lt;br /&gt;(C) 2009 SKETCH REED&lt;br /&gt;Through fields of flowers underneath the trees&lt;br /&gt;We dance alone beneath the Sunday sun.&lt;br /&gt;The sound of the birds, and the buzzing bees&lt;br /&gt;Tell us not to leave what we have begun.&lt;br /&gt;People look at us and stop and stare&lt;br /&gt;They don't understand; but we just don't mind&lt;br /&gt;We're two in love without a single care&lt;br /&gt;No one else knows the happiness we find&lt;br /&gt;Dancing alone beneath the maple tree.&lt;br /&gt;Your soul and mine, they shine like gleaming gold&lt;br /&gt;Ages can pass, but this love will always be&lt;br /&gt;Glowing bright as together we grow old.&lt;br /&gt;There's no music to guide us on our way,&lt;br /&gt;Our love will take all of our cares away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;--o0o--&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, now that I've posted my poem, it's time to update you all on my stickers. Now for those of you who have no clue what I'm talking about, I shall explain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I post videos regularly to Youtube, and recently, I have been making videos of stickers that I have created by hand. (To see the first of these, &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADyVYOd-V7w"&gt;click here&lt;/a&gt;.) Also, in these videos, I have said that I am planning on giving these stickers out as Christmas presents for my fans and friends. Well, I am posing the details here, on the Archives.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Currently I have about 40 stickers made (all hand-drawn, mind you...to see them, &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R752iMYZ_H8"&gt;click here&lt;/a&gt;), and I am planning to get more sticker paper so I can create big ones. I haven't decided how I'm gonna distribute these yet...so stay tuned.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll see you next week.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kudos.&lt;br /&gt;SKETCH REED&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7654304276650303362-2064739374186286833?l=sxrarchives.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/feeds/2064739374186286833/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2009/11/sonnet-i-dancing-alone-together.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/2064739374186286833'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/2064739374186286833'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2009/11/sonnet-i-dancing-alone-together.html' title='Sonnet I (Dancing Alone Together)'/><author><name>Sketch Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13856916104168959491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iAVNSZ4bS0I/TynLoxRwq2I/AAAAAAAAAKU/OzDAIS2DYhk/s220/Sketch1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7654304276650303362.post-8529065247247222673</id><published>2009-11-18T17:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T17:44:31.681-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bum'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Key Fob Verses'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='key chain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='key fob'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bob'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sketch Reed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='collie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drains'/><title type='text'>Key Fob Verses</title><content type='html'>Sorry if I'm a little late in updating, dear reader..I've not been well. But at least I am updating today. So, for your reading enjoyment, here's a whimsical little poem called Key Fob Verses. Enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Key Fob Verses&lt;br /&gt;by Sketch Reed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bob and his dog&lt;br /&gt;Went out for a jog,&lt;br /&gt;Around the park on the square.&lt;br /&gt;But alas, poor old Bob&lt;br /&gt;Lost his favorite key-fob&lt;br /&gt;Which rather caught him unaware.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was found by a bum&lt;br /&gt;Who was drinking some rum&lt;br /&gt;And looking for something to eat,&lt;br /&gt;The bum said, "Oh joy!&lt;br /&gt;I got me a new toy!&lt;br /&gt;I'll sell it and buy me some meat!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To the pawn shop he walked&lt;br /&gt;But the shopkeeper gawked&lt;br /&gt;And said,"This thing ain't worth a cent!"&lt;br /&gt;So he threw the keychain&lt;br /&gt;Back out into the rain&lt;br /&gt;And into the sewer it went.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The keyfob was washed,&lt;br /&gt;Battered, pushed and tossed,&lt;br /&gt;Through the sewer quite violently,&lt;br /&gt;And quite far it went&lt;br /&gt;Taking many a dent&lt;br /&gt;Until it drained into the sea.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now Bob was distressed&lt;br /&gt;At the loss of his best&lt;br /&gt;And most favorite keyfob of all.&lt;br /&gt;He stayed melancholy,&lt;br /&gt;And not even his collie&lt;br /&gt;Could relieve his sadness at all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now one day he said,&lt;br /&gt;"I'll just stay here in bed,&lt;br /&gt;And cling to the sheet like a leech!"&lt;br /&gt;But his dog scratched and tore&lt;br /&gt;At the glass sliding door,&lt;br /&gt;'Till Bob took him to the beach.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But when they got there,&lt;br /&gt;Bob stopped, gawked and stared;&lt;br /&gt;For there lying there on the rocks,&lt;br /&gt;Was his long-lost keychain&lt;br /&gt;All covered in grains&lt;br /&gt;Of sand that smelled like gym socks!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bob was overjoyed&lt;br /&gt;That he'd found his toy,&lt;br /&gt;He gave his old collie a grin,&lt;br /&gt;And said "Look, old buddy&lt;br /&gt;Even though it's all muddy,&lt;br /&gt;I got my old keyfob again!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now if you find it weird&lt;br /&gt;How the toy reappeared,&lt;br /&gt;Remember this fact, if you please,&lt;br /&gt;If you ever go down&lt;br /&gt;To any coastal town,&lt;br /&gt;All the drains lead to the seas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(C) 2009 Sketch Reed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7654304276650303362-8529065247247222673?l=sxrarchives.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/feeds/8529065247247222673/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2009/11/key-fob-verses.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/8529065247247222673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/8529065247247222673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2009/11/key-fob-verses.html' title='Key Fob Verses'/><author><name>Sketch Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13856916104168959491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iAVNSZ4bS0I/TynLoxRwq2I/AAAAAAAAAKU/OzDAIS2DYhk/s220/Sketch1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7654304276650303362.post-8602579092236340499</id><published>2009-11-07T16:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-07T18:31:59.191-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Burden And Release'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='burden'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='winter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spring'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='release'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='seasons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poetry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ice'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sketch Reed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cold'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='oak'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tree'/><title type='text'>Burden And Release-A Poem</title><content type='html'>Here's a poem I wrote quite some time ago; back when I was freezing cold on a December morning. This was before I learned to love the cold...before cold became part of my psyche and persona. Enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;--o0o--&lt;br /&gt;Burden and Release&lt;br /&gt;Sketch Reed&lt;br /&gt;--o0o--&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Winter is a whirlwind;&lt;br /&gt;swarming the trees&lt;br /&gt;with wasp-like talons&lt;br /&gt;of coldest ice;&lt;br /&gt;which pull the limbs&lt;br /&gt;of this great oak&lt;br /&gt;down with weighted&lt;br /&gt;chains of cold.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But now;&lt;br /&gt;Spring has come again&lt;br /&gt;and this great oak&lt;br /&gt;lifts its limbs&lt;br /&gt;toward the skies&lt;br /&gt;hoping to catch&lt;br /&gt;a little piece&lt;br /&gt;of heaven.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(C) 2008-2009 Sketch Reed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7654304276650303362-8602579092236340499?l=sxrarchives.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/feeds/8602579092236340499/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2009/11/burden-and-release-poem.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/8602579092236340499'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/8602579092236340499'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2009/11/burden-and-release-poem.html' title='Burden And Release-A Poem'/><author><name>Sketch Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13856916104168959491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iAVNSZ4bS0I/TynLoxRwq2I/AAAAAAAAAKU/OzDAIS2DYhk/s220/Sketch1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7654304276650303362.post-8651732976964422381</id><published>2009-11-03T04:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-03T04:58:57.989-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='happy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='zoo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='whimsical'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Unpronouncable Name'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sketch Reed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='car key'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lick'/><title type='text'>A Trip To The Zoo (An Adventure Of The Unpronouncable Name)</title><content type='html'>I was in a bad mood today, but I found this poem I wrote a while back, and it cheered me up. Somewhat. Maybe if your day sucked, this nonsensical, whimsical poem will help you and put you in a better mood. Enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A Trip To The Zoo&lt;br /&gt;(An Adventure of the Unpronounceable Name)&lt;br /&gt;by Sketch Reed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Unpronounceable Name,he had came,&lt;br /&gt;To the Finkle Muncipial Zoo;&lt;br /&gt;To see all the monkeys and bears with brown hair&lt;br /&gt;That never can fit in their shoes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He witnessed the Butter-Toed Green Pip-Sardine,&lt;br /&gt;The rarest sardine in the sea.&lt;br /&gt;He laughed with delight at the sight of the White&lt;br /&gt;Mambo and the Sloth-eating Flea.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But when he did leave that fun park, it was dark&lt;br /&gt;And he could not locate his car key.&lt;br /&gt;What's more, there were two tickets stuck on his truck&lt;br /&gt;Totaling twelve dollars and three.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His joy was made null at his sucky bad luck&lt;br /&gt;And what's more, it had started to pour;&lt;br /&gt;So The Unpronounceable Name went insane&lt;br /&gt;And started to lick his car door.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE END&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7654304276650303362-8651732976964422381?l=sxrarchives.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/feeds/8651732976964422381/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2009/11/trip-to-zoo-adventure-of-unpronouncable.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/8651732976964422381'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/8651732976964422381'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2009/11/trip-to-zoo-adventure-of-unpronouncable.html' title='A Trip To The Zoo (An Adventure Of The Unpronouncable Name)'/><author><name>Sketch Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13856916104168959491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iAVNSZ4bS0I/TynLoxRwq2I/AAAAAAAAAKU/OzDAIS2DYhk/s220/Sketch1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7654304276650303362.post-1648289366550242977</id><published>2009-10-31T12:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-31T12:10:53.933-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rani Cadthenate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poison'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='demons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='An Interview With Death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sketch Reed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hell'/><title type='text'>An Interview With Death (Part 2)</title><content type='html'>Here's the second half of An Interview Of Death. Enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;--o0o--&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hurled the letter onto the floor of the staircase and rushed to my room, feeling somehow powerful, as if I was laughing in the face of Death itself. But those who laugh at the face of Death, as I was about to find out, seldom escape without being changed for the worse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As I reached my room, I grabbed my pen, pencil, and paper as the letter had requested. After doing this, I went over to my dresser and opened the bottom drawer. There, in that bottom drawer, were a pistol, ammunition, a diverse collection of different types of knives, a small bottle of poison, a dagger, and a broadsword. I pondered for a while, and decided to take two of the throwing knives and the bottle of poison, for these would be the easiest to conceal. So I put the two knives in a special sheath and hid the sheath under my jacket; the bottle of poison, I concurred, would be best concealed in my pants pocket, for it was very small, not even half a cup in size.I left the drawer open and rushed to the door, with my bag of writing tools and my tools of the ancient murderer’s art in tow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was little more than a minute’s walk to the stables, but the adrenaline from the situation I was in got me there in less that half that. But when I got to the stables, I was suddenly hit in the face with a blast of cold air-- no, more than just simple air. I felt as if a dark and lethal miasma had sucked all the blood right out of my veins, replacing it with liquid lead which burned my soul and destroyed my will to carry on. Suddenly, I felt a hand cluch my shirt, and I heard a voice speaking to me in a demonic, unholy voice, screaming at me the words “Trying to destroy the master, eh? He will not be pleased with this”. That was all I heard before I fell to the ground and passed into a dark slumber filled with nightmares, phantasmagorical visions of the worst sort imaginable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;..o0o..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   When I awoke, I was surrounded by a darkness so black that I was not exactly sure that my eyes were not closed. There was a rank, putrid smell like that of sulfur in the air, and it was so disgustingly foul that I nearly choked when I breathed. It was cold in that--that-- whatever it was, but I observed that it was not so cold that I would have noticed it if I had been wearing my jacket. How, then, could I feel this cold throughout my body? With a faint horror, I realized that I was completely naked. I shivered, and as my eyes grew accustomed to the blackness, I saw that I was in a cell, not made of bricks or wood, but carved completely out of rock.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   The cell must have been at least twenty feet in length, and nearly eight feet high. There was no exits that I could see, and I knew I was not put in here to survive, but to suffocate, for I was sealed in. With a sudden shiver that belied the mild coldness of the climate of the cell, I understood, finally, that this feeling of doom was indeed not a feeling; it was cold, cold reality. Resolutely rising to my feet, I shouted, “All right, Mr. Cadthenate-- or whoever you are-- SHOW YOURSELF!” Hearing no answer, I became somehow angry--no, MORE than angry--and as an innocent victim who has been framed for a heinous crime would become inflamed at the very presence of the one who set him up, I screamed with blood and vengeance, “You cold-blooded MURDERER!! SHOW YOURSELF!”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Suddenly a bone-chilling laughter filled the room, and I felt a sharp blow to my groin, as if someone had kicked me. I doubled over, and no sooner had I done this than I felt something grab me by the throat and throw me against the wall. My head ached, but somehow I was still conscious. “Get up,” a hellish voice commanded. “I have yet to finish with you.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   I looked up, and what I saw terrified me. Standing above me was a man--no, a THING-- clothed in a black robe ripped at the hem. The robe had no sleeves, but this--this thing’s arms had no skin, or so it appeared. What little skin it had was a ghastly pale shade of grayish-blue, and you could see the blood vessels intertwined in the thick bones, the scarlet blood flowing through them causing the arms to pulse regularly. The thing’s face was no more than a corpse’s would be if buried without a coffin and left to rot beneath the earth for several months. One eye was missing from its socket, replaced by a reddish glow, and the other optical member was rounded like a cat’s, only this one was colored a ghastly shade of yellow-green, as if it was filled with some sort of toxic slime or ooze.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   “I told you to get up, mortal,” the creature rasped, “and if you have any will to live at all, you will find it necessary to follow my commands.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   “Who- who are you?” I gasped in horror. The creature smiled, a terrifying smirk that made me fall back against the wall.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   “You have not figured that out yet, Mr. Capernicos? I was told that you were of above average intelligence, yet you cannot solve even the simplest of anagrams. Such a pity. I was rather hoping for a knowledgeable man to kill for once.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   My mind raced as I stood up. If this creature was indeed Rani Cadthenate, and his name was an anagram, then if I rearranged the letters, I would have its real name! Suddenly I figured it out, and with a gasp I stood in shock, realizing at last the true extent of the terrible irony of the situation. RANI CADTHENATE, rearranged in various ways, produced only one logical response:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Death Incarnate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   As if sensing my terrifying deduction, the grim figure smirked evermore and said, “Well, well, it would seem that you are indeed bright, Mr. Capernicos. Perhaps kidnapping you for this interview was not such a waste of time after all... Pick up the pen, ink and paper that I threw at you. We shall start at once.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   I wasted no time objecting to this seemingly inane request, and picked the supplies up. No sooner had I done this than a bright light illuminated the entire chamber, and I was blinded. I felt something like some kind of robe being thrown over my shoulders but I could not see what or who did it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   When I regained my sight, I was hit with a sense of amazement. We-- myself and Death-- were now in some sort of what I assumed was an office, but it was like no office I had ever seen. The temperature felt as if it had gained more than just a couple degrees, as it was hotter than the hottest summer’s day in my native city. There were no windows or doors, and the only light in the room came from two torches, one each to the right and left of a desk where Death was seated. This desk was also like nothing I had ever seen or heard of. It was carved from what looked like solid bone, although where the owner of the desk--or for that matter, the owner of this entire place, whoever that was-- got a slab of bone that immense baffled me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   I was now clothed, to my relief, in a black robe that covered me from shoulder to toe.. The chair in which I was seated was also carved of the same strange bone-like material that made up the desk in front of me. Death must have seen the astonishment on my face, for he chuckled maliciously and said, “Yes, mere mortal, this desk is indeed made of bone, and this room that you call an ‘office’, although I see no reason to compare it to something on your low-level plane of existence, is not located on your planet, but in it.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   I gasped, realizing exactly where I now was: Hell. This room was located in the bowels of Hell itself! “Surely, this is a jest!” I exclaimed, but the look in Death’s eyes told me otherwise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   “You do know why you are here, don’t you?” he said, with a dark twinkle in his one eye. “You should be happy, if not completely elated. You are one of a small handful of mortals to see and experience Hell before you die, and not only that; you are interviewing Death himself! What an article this will make!” The grim figure suddenly leaned forward, and I felt a deathly chill run up and down my spine as he spoke: “What a shame, then, that your father will not be able to take pride in his murderous son’s accomplishments.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   “What are you talking about?!” I cried out. “I had no part in...” The look on Death’s face stopped me cold, and he spoke in a low, quiet voice: “I think you know exactly what I am talking about, Mr. Capernicos. YOU KILLED HIM, didn’t you?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   My throat became dry, and I could not respond. Death continued, “Yes, Mr. Capernicos, although I do not know when births take place, or how long one’s life will last, I know both when and how each person will die. And I happen to know when and how your father, Mr. Jacob S. Capernicos, died, and unlike the story you filed in your paper, his gunshot wound was not self-inflicted. YOU killed him, Mr. Capernicos. YOU pulled the trigger. A perfect crime, was it not? Pull the trigger, file the report, report the lie, and close the case. But despite your excellent cover up, only one person--or rather, being-- still knows exactly what happened; ME. YOU killed him, didn’t you? By the way, please realize who you’re talking to and what he is capable of when you answer me.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   I bowed my head in shame, and answered Death truthfully this time, “Yes. I did.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Death smiled his grim sneer again, and he spoke to me in a commanding voice, “Now, I’m afraid that it is time for you to leave here and return to that dirt-hole of ill-gotten gains you call a home. This article, when you wake, will be lying beside you on the grass. It truly is unfortunate that it is the last article you will write, for the world will truly enjoy their first glimpse into hell, and will want more from you.” At this point, he leaned across the desk for the last time, and said in a low voice, “You will die as soon as the article sees print, and I will see to it that it will indeed see print. Thank you for your time, Mr. Capernicos. I shall see you soon-- very soon. Farewell.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(c) 2009 Sketch Reed&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7654304276650303362-1648289366550242977?l=sxrarchives.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/feeds/1648289366550242977/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2009/10/interview-with-death-part-2.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/1648289366550242977'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/1648289366550242977'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2009/10/interview-with-death-part-2.html' title='An Interview With Death (Part 2)'/><author><name>Sketch Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13856916104168959491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iAVNSZ4bS0I/TynLoxRwq2I/AAAAAAAAAKU/OzDAIS2DYhk/s220/Sketch1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7654304276650303362.post-2012977207968997805</id><published>2009-10-28T05:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-28T06:04:39.665-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='journalism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rani Cadthenate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='murder'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='classic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='1906'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='An Interview With Death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sketch Reed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='short story'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fire'/><title type='text'>An Interview With Death (Part 1)</title><content type='html'>And now for a Sketch Reed classic; a story I wrote quite some time ago. It's called "An Interview With Death". Here's Part 1 of this epic tale.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AN INTERVIEW WITH DEATH&lt;br /&gt;(c) 2009 Sketch Reed&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;I know not exactly why I responded to that invitation, that demoniacal summons from the very being of which we all must meet eventually. A sense of terror and urgency, yes, but then again, no amount of urgency or fear could bring me back across the river Styx, the very river I would cross the day of my interview with Death.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The day was June 23, 1906. I was residing in San Diego, and I had just received an accolade from my superior at the newspaper I currently was employed under, for my detailed article reporting the terrible earthquake and fire that destroyed San Francisco just the previous month. I was in line for a promotion, and life was grand—no, more than grand. But alas, I felt an overwhelming feeling of dread that I could not explain. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;My feelings of doom, I thought, were unjustified. I was wealthy, somewhat famous, and should, by the measure of any and all standards, be extremely happy. Now, I was not wealthy of my own merits, but rather, my wealth was given, although somewhat unwillingly, by my now-deceased father, who had left me an enormous sum in my name. But, I reasoned, his death had no effect on me personally. I had no love for him (or for that matter, anyone else) but because my mother had passed away, and there was no other male heir, I took control of the benifits of my late father’s shrewd investments. His death, save for my small part in it, should have had no lasting ramifications on my happiness. But still I was racked by a feeling, a feeling of depression that can be only brought on by the subconscious knowledge of impending doom.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;After my walk home to my mansion, I decided that this perceived triviality should not trouble me. After all, I was rich, a bachelor, and a successful man. So, after a small glass of sherry, I settled down for my evening repast. However, just as I settled down to enjoy my lonely feast, I was surprised by a knock on the door. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;As I opened the door, I was nearly blown over by the influx of wind and water that poured in, as if a tsunami was erupted from the sky. A man was standing there, and his appearance was perplexing, to say the least. He wore no overcoat, nothing of the sort to shield him from the elements. Instead, he was garbed in a formal suit, such as dignitaries and the royal attendants of foreign nations wear for parties. In his left hand was what looked like a piece of paper, but strangely, this piece of paper showed no signs of dampness despite the rains that blew around this man like an unholy torrent. But what astonished me the most was his face, or rather, an mark on it. There was a scar above his left eye, shaped like a four pointed star with a circle around it and inside each of the spaces therin. I had never seen this mark before, but I regained my composure and told the stranger to come in.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“ I am sorry, my friend, but I cannot,” he replied, in a stately voice that belied his small stature and gaunt face, “for I am only told by my master to deliver this, an invitation for you.” Before I could object, he handed me the mysterious piece of paper and said, “My master would be deeply obliged if you may respond to him as soon as possible. He requests, in fact, that you reply in person, and that you leave for his residence at once.”&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;While he was speaking, I studied the piece of paper intently. It was embellished with the same symbol that adorned this man’s forehead, and the line for the address and sender’s name said only this: Rani Cadthenate. I looked back up when the strange visitor had finished speaking in order to reply--&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;--but he was not there. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;I stood there for a moment in shock, the rains still pouring through my door from outside like a barrage of unwelcome houseguests. Suddenly I snapped back to my senses and grabbed my raincoat and fled from the house to search for my visitor. But he had left no trace, no footprints, no nothing, as if he was never even there. There was no reasonable explanation, no proof (save the paper he had given me) that he had even existed that night.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;When I headed back inside to continue my dinner, I could feel the overwhelming feeling of doom come upon me again with renewed vigor. This lethal miasma of depression and gloom kept me from even finishing my once-delicious meal. It was as if I could taste my own demise with every bite. However, I managed to shrug this off as well, thinking, or rather, forcing myself to think, that this must have been a product of horrendously bad cooking. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Looking back, of course, it was not bad cooking, but Fate, which had caused that sensation that terrible night. But I was unaware, and I had not even finished a small portion of my meal before I decided to retire to bed. But before I could go up the steps to my room, my eye caught a small piece of paper on the stairwell that I knew was not there before. I grasped the paper and looked at it in utter amazement. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;It was the letter which my mysterious guest had given me! I had remembered placing it on the table next to my plate, but there it lay, on the stairwell, as if it had moved there on its own accord! I opened the letter, feeling rather light-headed, as if I had just woken from a dream of the utmost irrationality, and read these words from the beige-colored paper:&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Mr. Fredrick Capernicos;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Greetings. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Being a journalist of the highest order as you are, I suppose you might recognize my name. But alas, if you do not, allow me to introduce myself through my credentials. I am the one who, not even a whole month ago, claimed the souls of over five thousand strong in the city that you must know so well, judging from reading your report. In fact, everyone in recent memory that you know that are dead--yes, even your own father, who did so much for you only to be repaid so unkindly--know me by name, for I am the one who lured them to their graves.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;I stopped reading in horror. How could this--this stranger, who I had never met before in my life, claim to know me? And how did he know that-- I shook my head violently and continued to read the blood-hued words written on the paper:&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;If you do not recognize me from that, I am afraid we must meet. Be aware, Mr. Capernicos, that reporting this letter to the police or anyone else will do you no good, for I am watching your every move--even at this moment. The only way to save yourself this late in the game is to do exactly what I tell you to do. Read the following instructions very carefully, for it may be--and is--your only chance of survival.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;I wish for you to interview me at my residence. Pack five pieces of paper, a quill, and a bottle of ink into your bag. You will need nothing else. Once you have done this, go immediately to your stables, where you will find a carriage just outside waiting for you.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;My motives for this act will be revealed upon your arrival at my residence. Remember, your only hope for living another day on this sphere of mud and rock depends on you following these instructions promptly and to the letter.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Farewell,&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Rani Cadthenate&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The letter ended there. I stood in that spot on the stairwell for some seconds as if I had been turned to stone, and the thought entered my mind that maybe, maybe this feeling of doom I had felt was somehow more than just a feeling; it was an omen. “WHAT DO YOU WANT??” I cried--to Rani, to the house, to the world, to no one. But there was no answer, and this left me feeling more perturbed than ever. At that moment, a cold, resolute decision entered my mind--I was going to go to this Mr. Cadthenate, and I was going to kill him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TO BE CONTINUED!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7654304276650303362-2012977207968997805?l=sxrarchives.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/feeds/2012977207968997805/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2009/10/interview-with-death-part-1.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/2012977207968997805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/2012977207968997805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2009/10/interview-with-death-part-1.html' title='An Interview With Death (Part 1)'/><author><name>Sketch Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13856916104168959491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iAVNSZ4bS0I/TynLoxRwq2I/AAAAAAAAAKU/OzDAIS2DYhk/s220/Sketch1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7654304276650303362.post-6808296817544859078</id><published>2009-10-26T14:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-26T14:28:10.610-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shoe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='root beer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sketch Reed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='minja'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blind man'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='canoe'/><title type='text'>The Magaska Minja (A Humorous Poem)</title><content type='html'>Greetings. Sketch Reed here, and I would like to welcome you to my Archive blog. I created this blog to showcase my writings and poetry..and to free up space on my homepage for some of my art.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For my first entry in the archives, I thought I'd start with one of my old works; namely, a humorous poem about root beer and a shoe. I hope you enjoy it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-family: georgia;"&gt;--o0o--&lt;br /&gt;The Magaska Minja&lt;br /&gt;Sketch Reed&lt;br /&gt;--o0o--&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Minja, he came,&lt;br /&gt;riding in a canoe.&lt;br /&gt;He was drinking root beer&lt;br /&gt;and eating his shoe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He came from a land&lt;br /&gt;far, far, far away.&lt;br /&gt;The name of the land&lt;br /&gt;is Magaska, they say.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Minja, the Minja,&lt;br /&gt;He came by canoe.&lt;br /&gt;Drinking root beer,&lt;br /&gt;and eating his shoe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Magaska Minja,&lt;br /&gt;he came through the land.&lt;br /&gt;He had a wood sword&lt;br /&gt;and a hook for a hand.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Minja stood tall&lt;br /&gt;at two inches, one foot,&lt;br /&gt;even though he was small&lt;br /&gt;and covered in soot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Minja, the Minja&lt;br /&gt;He came by canoe&lt;br /&gt;Drinking root beer&lt;br /&gt;and eating his shoe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Minja's canoe&lt;br /&gt;was covered in fleas.&lt;br /&gt;It looked like a life raft&lt;br /&gt;for plague and disease.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Minja came through;&lt;br /&gt;then he left the land.&lt;br /&gt;And all that he left&lt;br /&gt;was a big root beer can.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Minja, he came,&lt;br /&gt;riding in his canoe.&lt;br /&gt;If you doubt, ask the blind man,&lt;br /&gt;for he saw him too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Thanks for visiting, and be sure to check out my website, &lt;a href="http://sketchreed.webs.com"&gt;http://sketchreed.webs.com&lt;/a&gt;, for more of my work. I shall see you all soon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--SKETCH REED&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7654304276650303362-6808296817544859078?l=sxrarchives.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/feeds/6808296817544859078/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2009/10/magaska-minja-humorous-poem.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/6808296817544859078'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7654304276650303362/posts/default/6808296817544859078'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sxrarchives.blogspot.com/2009/10/magaska-minja-humorous-poem.html' title='The Magaska Minja (A Humorous Poem)'/><author><name>Sketch Reed</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13856916104168959491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iAVNSZ4bS0I/TynLoxRwq2I/AAAAAAAAAKU/OzDAIS2DYhk/s220/Sketch1.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
